199 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Bad Joke"

Xy-stereo recording made with røde nt4 microphone and motu ultralite mk3. /// rain falling against my room's walls and windows, and some more direct raindrops falling into the open window. /// recorded in amsterdam west.

Mouth sound with cyborg applied. Made, because i thought that clicking an non-interactive node in evil cult could use a fail sound (just at way lower volume).

Public domain bird sound of a Raven from NPS. Great audio for halloween or something spooky.

Idk old stuff, im ruining the point of this website my bad.

People eating and drinking on a hot august evening in 2008. Location gasthof rossle in bad worishofen, bavaria, germany.

Sound of a car passage when it rains. Sound recorded with a zoom h4n pro and a rycote mini wind screen. Son du passage d'une voiture par temps pluvieux. Son enregistré avec un zoom h4n pro et une bonnette rycote mini wind screen. My sounds are licensed under the creative commons 0 license but it would be a pleasure for me to hear your work so doesn’t hesitate to comment or to send me a message with your work :).

A retro-style dramatic sound effect for when something important happens in a game, animation, video, video blog, etc. Or it could work for other purposes, as well - just be creative!. Thanks for listening, and be sure to check out some of my other sound effects!. P. S. I request that all my sound effects only be used for clean, appropriate media and projects. Thanks!.

Bad connection radio abstract looprecorded tascam dr-05xedited: adobe + fxs + mastered.

I dont know the name of this instrument but it is a flute that you control with a stick while blowing in it. Often heard in older cartoons :). Enjoy and it would be fun to receive links with your application of the sounds!.

Difference ambience between calm traffic at the street before and after closing a door, it sounds like entering in a restricted area and being in danger. Recorded with a zoom h2 in pompeu fabra's univesity, barcelona.

1 minute of loyola.

Sneezing and coughing and other sounds of a sick woman.

*warning* --- you may want to turn your volume down*this was accidently created when i was goofing around trying to convert an iso file. It was actually for the movie "a beautiful mind". When the conversion started i wanted to see what it looked like so far and this is what i got out of it. I didn't want to delete it because it sounded so cool. . . . Almost like what a computer world might sound like or "a computer's brain". But anyways i figured maybe someone else might want a sound like this too. I might use it someday myself.

Cockroaches, firearms, kids. Theirs always to many of those things in new york.

(warning headphone users)microphone plug with bad connection. You can use my sounds freely. It would be great if you credit me. Leave a comment and tell me for which project you used it. Daniel lucas, danlucaz. 2021.

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Female pirate puns and jokes. Free to use.

A few female pirate lines. Free to use.

Medium group of mixed female and male students mocking at something or simply laughing at a small sized room. Gear:. Tascam dr70sennheiser mkh 50.

Spooky descending synth with some bells.

A froced ammunition explosion. Extracted from a video (http://img. Youtube. Com/vi/v_zxddkwnlw/2. Jpg) by a us government agency, thus public domain. Find many more military sounds in my military sounds pack, also located on freesound. Http://farm9. Staticflickr. Com/8070/8213683889_517a10ef52_o. Pngon flac and ogg vorbis audio file formats. Contact me if you have interest in specific sounds for open source or commercial purpose.

[race_01. Wav]. A couple of seconds after a quick, bright flash. It's a thunder not far away from my position. This sound can for example be used for logos (logotypes) - you name it!. If you enjoyed the sound, please rate, comment, spread! it really helps!. Note: make sure to check out the other matrixxx-sounds! the sound quality is always better when you download the sound(s)! ⛄. Enjoy!/matrixxx.

Various female laughter. Free to use.

Various pirate jokes in a male voice. Free to use.

Just think about it - doesn't this sound like a sound effect for when a ill (or sick or drunk or so on. . . ) player jumps in a game? that's what i thought, and i hope you have fun with it!. Thanks for listening, and if you like this sound effect, you might also like my youtube channel (sample: https://www. Youtube. Com/watch?v=2u7lmcevx9e&t;=98s). P. S. I request that all my sound effects only be used for clean, appropriate media and projects. Thanks!.

Loyola basketball court sound walk.

That's not me. That's a sound i recorded from a synthesizer, on my tape recorder. It's supposed to be the sound of a man laughing - i think it sounds like one of my characters laughing. His name is david mcmurturie-alexander (also known as replica david).

Imagine you are in a creaky old house during a thunderstorm. The old grandfather clock ticking away, a couple of cats somewhere in the house and no reception from an old black and white television or radio but your nice and cosy in front of a crackling log fire.

My very first sound effect ever uploaded to freesound. From the swagoontrax™ sound & voices collection, featuring myself and my brother, taj. It's just an average group of people in a bathroom or locker room, cracking jokes, talking to each other, or just pulling gags, on one saying "you fart one more time, and see what happens. . . No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i didn't mean literally. Stop! i didn't mean to! i was just kidding!. . . ", and some fake farting going on outside the ambiance. Enjoy!. This has been created for swagoontrax™ with audacity.

For all your comedy backline needs, i present a collection of "rimshots" or accents, also known as "baddum tish. " i have included some variations in kits, sounds, tempo and styles. Please feel free to leave feedback and ratings. I would love to hear how you put the sound to work.

A thing i did in garageband to the show victors crypt. Wanted to do a song praising lucifer, a bit catchy you could groove to "you are cool satan looking good. Mean and handsome like a devil should". Feel free to use it as long as you give me the credit for it/write me as composer. And subscribe to and watch my channel :). Be cool and subscribe to victors crypt:https://www. Youtube. Com/channel/uca8o46_wrqzehsdzuwfq3rq. Throw horns, dance & hail satan!.

These sounds are made by hörspiel-werkstatt bad hersfeld (www. Hörspiel-werkstatt. De). Public domain - make attribution or not - decide for yourself!.

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These sounds are made with vst instruments by hörspiel-werkstatt phantastonia. Public domain - make attribution or not - decide for yourself! enjoy the use of our sound effects in your own projects! be creative and make a great project!. For attribution: made by phantastonia.

Voice fragment of a little-known opera.

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It's a 15-minute long drum improvisation. It contails a lot of different beats and rhythms played so you might cut-out some loops for your needs. The kit has:- single kick- snare- hihat- 3 toms- broken crash that sounds really short- ride. The kit was old and not in perfect condition. I also used my sticks to play on some other part of the drumkit, like metal stand for the crash etc. I also got up and stated running around in a circle hitting sticks together and afterwards hitting drums and cymbals while running around the drumkit. I took my shoes off before i started so you can't hear my footsteps. I didn't use a metronome and i know i don't hold the tempo and it's a bit wiggly sometimes. I think this performace was inspired by band mr. Bungle. I recorded this with zoom h2 handy recorder's front stereo xy mics. It was standing on a table about one meter above the floor. Facing the drumkit and me. It was captured into a 48khz/24-bit wav file, then i trimmed the ends and converted this to flac using audacity. No processing applied, though i think it sounds nicer when you put these effects:. 1. A compressor:-attack: 10ms-release: 50ms-ratio: 2. 5:1-treshold: around -24db2. A reverb:-decay: 1. 5 to 2 seconds-dry: 0db-wet: around -15 db. It amazes me how much energy compression actually adds to drums!. I made this with my podcast (http://unfamusic. Com/fnr/) in mind. I want to overdub guitars, vocals and make it one big schizophrenic song. If you're interested to hear it, leave me a comment so i can find you, or just subscribe to my podcast's rss (http://feeds. Feedburner. Com/unfa-fnr/).

A large crowd is gathered outside of beijing's south railway station during one of the country's biggest holidays, national day of the people's republic of china. It is cold, raining, overcrowded and miserable. Recorded with a sony icd-ux560f. Triadtravelogues. Com. Https://www. Youtube. Com/triadtravelogues.

I felt like this was a music score that would suit perfectly when you meet the boss in a videogame or something. Kind of the anthem when you meet mr big bad boss. Could be usefull for anything. Made in garageband for something called victors crypt. Feel free to use it as long as you give me the credit for it/write me as composer. And subscribe to and watch my channel :). Be cool, subscribe to and watch victors crypt:https://www. Youtube. Com/channel/uca8o46_wrqzehsdzuwfq3rq/featured. Throw horns, dance & hail satan!.

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Here's a 125 motorcycle engine going in my garage, i call her "the fox". Ride safe!.

russian warship, go f--k yourself!.

This a free, 10 minute demo of extremely high quality silence. It is stereo and has a high (96000) sample rate, and is probably the best quality silence sample around. The poor-quality mp3 hosted on freesound is simply not enough. Download it and listen to the flac to hear it as it was intended. . . Ssshhhh. . .

I tried to get a surround recording using mics, but there was a horrible street musician playing off in the distance. I thought it wouldn't be clear in the recording, but one of the mics picked him up quite well. The recording was ruined, so i did a little processing at home and came up with this freaky bit for your listening pleasure. Not sure if it's usable beyond listening, tho. . .

Little song loop made with garage band. Use it everywhere, no credits or anything boring like that needed! :). I would just love to know if you used it somewhere in the comments!.

I joke i made when i was bored about roblox bypassed audios, im not gonna mark it as explicit since i did say a few bad words, but i wahwahed, distorteded, and pitched them out of the song, just like bypassd audios.